10 reasons why I'm not a cool Java developer
My fav JVM language is... Java
My fav build tool is... make
I actually quite like SQL
My fav reuse technique is... copy'n'paste
My fav dependency injection tool is... new
My fav testing framework is... whatever works
I take pride in writing good JavaDoc
My fav configuration mechanism is... java.util.Properties
My fav web framework is... the Servlet API
My fav application framework is... public static void main